Sunday, December 5, 2010

OMG SHOWS

All the shows I went to from July-December 2010.

July 1 - Warped Tour - San Antonio, TX
July 2 - Mary Magdalan - Austin, TX
July 4 - Mary Magdalan - Houston, TX
July 14 - Forever The Sickest Kids - Austin, TX
July 18 - Playland Skate Center - Austin, TX
July 19 - Silversun Pickups - Austin, TX
July 28 - Underoath - Dallas, TX
July 31 - Bowling For Soup - Austin, TX
Aug 6 - Skillet - Midland, TX
Aug 7 - 12 - Vacation - Lake of the Ozarks, MO
Aug 13 - Norma Jean - Dallas, TX
Aug 18 - Coheed and Cambria - San Antonio, TX
Aug 25 - Fireflight - Bedford, TX
Aug 26 - Fireflight - Orange, TX OR Aug 26 - Green Day - Dallas, TX
Sept 3 - Blue October - New Braunfels, TX
Sept 8 - Paramore - Spring, TX
Sept 10 - Paramore - Grand Prairie, TX AND Anberlin - Austin, TX
Sept 24 - Flyleaf - Corpus Christi, TX
Sept 26 - Flyleaf - Austin, TX
Sept 29 - Anberlin - Dallas, TX
Oct 1 - Tosh Twenty Ten Tour - Austin, TX
Oct 10 - The Almost - San Antonio, TX
Oct 14 - 3OH!3 - San Antonio, TX
Oct 22 - VersaEmerge - Austin, TX
Oct 24 - Deftones - Austin, TX
Oct 28 - Powerman 5000 - Austin, TX
Nov 4 - fun - Austin, TX
Nov 13 - Bayside - Austin, TX
Nov 15 - A Rocket To The Moon w/ All Time Low - Dallas, TX
Nov 21 - Motion City Soundtrack w/ Say Anything - Austin, TX OR Dresden Dolls - Austin, TX
Nov 22 - Underoath - San Antonio, TX
Nov 23 - Breathe Carolina - San Antonio, TX
Nov 29 - Hinder - Dallas, TX
Dec 31 - The Almost - Austin, TX

To see shows I'll be attending in 2011, please go here. :)

Ev67

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

PARTY FOR REAL THIS TIME!

School's on a two hour delay!!!

It's because of flash flood warnings and stupid people not knowing how to drive. :) Oh, ignorance can be bliss sometimes!

If the rain continues, school might even be canceled! How lovely!

Evanescence67 (is now whom you're jealous of because she's on two-hour delay and you're not!)

Monday, August 30, 2010

Get $5! Do my HW!

Seriously willing to pay $5 to anyone who does my homework completely and gets me at least an 80!

Promise to try and keep this updated. Just put the blog in your favorites and every time you need cash, you know where to go!

Chemistry #2-1
Chemistry #2-2

Click the linkage to find the work!

Payment is $5 per assignment. I must get a grade of 80 or above. Anything below an 80 will cost you a $1 per letter grade (ie. If I get a 70, you only get $4). If work is to be shown, I'll add five cents per problem. If anyone gets suspicious because you couldn't get keep your mouth shut, you will not be paid.


*If this somehow gets back to a teacher, no one will be paid. This is not cheating. If I want to post my documents on the internet, that's none of your concern. And you know what they say, "All is vanity under the sun". :)

Friday, May 28, 2010

What's Better Than Me?

Nothing.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The Future Leaders of Awesome

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Monday, May 10, 2010

My Essay On China's One Child Policy

Now normally I'd say I'm all for the One Child Policy in China. Less screaming kids, less people in general. That was until I read about their governments forced abortions. As much as I hate children and the nuisance they create, I'm completely against abortion. It's simply wrong to kill someone (although in some cases it shouldn't be...), let alone an innocent baby. They're completely harmless, give or take a few percentiles in population growth.

I've often wondered why people want kids so badly. They cry, they whine, they're loud; pretty much any person who doesn't hate themselves' worst nightmare. Yet people persist on having children. In a way it's a good thing. At least we know we'll never be extinct (that's really too bad) and that there will always be someone with us (can we never be alone?!). The thing is, if we're to rid the world's population by making births illegal, we might as well just sell our souls now. How can it be right for “people with power” to decide how many beings inhabit the Earth?

And even if you're not on the whole moral clause thing, you can certainly agree that this whole birthing plan has affected China's economy. Half the male population is out of a job because of China's obsession with carrying on their family name (something of which only males can do, thus why they pretty much trash their female babies). Not to mention all those abortions. You think those are free? And what about all the IUDs they've implanted to people who go against the rules of the policy? That's right, China. You're footing the bill, congratulations.

All in all, this policy is absurd. Playing the role of God isn't their job, and as much as they see this law's success, there is no true way to completely stop the population from growing. As much as they despise it, people will still have kids because that's the way it was intended. Matter of fact, for every one child that isn't born in China, I'm having three. Take that, Xiaoping.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

I'm sailing away. Nick is not. End of story.

Well, sort of. I'm not literally sailing away, but if I were, Nicholas would definitely not be coming with me.

Anyways, today, I'm going to be talking about people and their stupidity, because honestly, there are an ALARMING amount of stupid people out there. Matter of fact, I would tell you to buy a gun, just because somebody might do something stupid, but guns are obviously repulsive and out of the question, but that's another story.

The first set of stupid people I'd like to point out are officials. I'm talking about police, fire fighters, school personnel, and especially emergency operators (the people that answer your 911 calls, genius).

Just this afternoon, I'm watching the news and they start talking about some stupid emergency operator that got a call from a lady that had been kidnapped. Now, this was no ordinary idiot, he was an A-class MORON. He decided, with no second opinions, that he should just wait to inform the police, because he felt that she was in “no real danger”. Since when do police get to decide when people are in “real danger”?

One time, when I was about 5, I accidentally called the police, and even when there really was NO DANGER, they came just to make sure nothing was going on. But this guy, this abomination to society, just decides that he would rather be an ignorant, lazy, slob and let the lady fend for herself. Well, that didn't work out so well. The lady was found later, DEAD. So, yeah, just goes to show you that not even the police are helpful in this day and age.

Next to take the stand of stupidity will be teachers and their lovely ways of “helping” students.

I cannot stress to you enough the hatred I have for teachers. I think they are the lowest of the low, just above baby killers and such. They preach their “wisdom” and “knowledge” to anyone who will listen, but when it comes to doing it without a freaking book in front of them, they're completely clueless. They act like they're “top notch” just because they can stand in front of retarded children that couldn't care less about what they're saying, and throw some “big words” around a lesson that doesn't even make sense to begin with. I'm sorry, but a ba-jillion multiplied by some random letter isn't going to get you very far in life. Yet, every time teachers are ever confronted with that theory, they simply say “You might not use it now, but you will when you're older”. Oh yeah, because there are just soooo many jobs that ask you to multiply outrageous numbers with random letters, totally.

Look, I don't know about you, but I know what I want to be when I grow up. I actually have a dream, and as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't involve incredibly stupid ways of doing basic math. And for those of you that are going to give your “what if...” crap, neither do my other three back-up careers I have chosen for myself.



Third on the docket of dumb: Wal-Mart employees.

My father, little brother and I were all out shopping at our local Wal-Mart, and everything (besides the usual crowding) was going okay. That was UNTIL we got to the register. We put all of our stuff on the conveyor belt, and I went with Jacob to the water fountain. Apparently, while I was gone the brilliant cashier asks my dad the question of “Isn't she a little young?”. She actually had the nerve to assume that I was Jake's mother, and that I was allegedly dating my father! EW. How dare anyone...And to actually ASK about it. My God, what has the world come to? Fortunately, my father set her straight, and I don't think she'll EVER ask ANYONE that again. If anything, she's a little young...that is to be working with semi-intelligent people, such as other Wal-Mart employees. Seriously, if anyone knows this lady, you need to get in contact with her bosses and tell her that she needs a little more training before working the floor.

Anyways, that's all the venting being allowed today. TTYL.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

My Essay on Africa

Africa is in a great turmoil and has been for some time. If you live there, you most likely know the realism that challenges most of the nation. War, genocide, disease, and a multitude of other problems have torn these countries apart and now you are probably wondering where to begin each day. Like many other Africans, you are faced with the dilemas of harsh, desert conditions, or being preached at to save the rainforest.

But how can a single mother of six be expected to save something that might potentially kill her family? First of all, any and all rainforests in Africa are a big waste of space that could be used for many other things like farming or even as land for hospitals and schools to be built. The illusion that the forest is some magical place of wonder is purely sold so that someone will have something to whine about. If the hippies had not of come in and started moaning about the shrub population in the first place, it would have been bulldozed ten years ago, possibly creating jobs in much of the labor industries.

So now we are faced with a ten to twenty year old problem all because of the arrogance of small-minded bigotry. Where to begin, indeed.

Well, first off, we can take a great step for mankind by ridding the world of pointless tree habitats that protect nothing. The animals do not like it? Oh, well. It is not like they are the ones getting taxed for land they cannot use. Second, we start hiring people to start the production of the many necesities, such as schools, homes, hospitals, etc, that would better, not only the people, but the economy as well. Third, no more of this relying on other people to do it for you business. You want something done, you have to do it yourself. The Red Cross has supported your children long enough. You need food? Get a job. You cannot just sit in your huts all day and whine about how unfair life is. You have to get up and make it better.

However, everyone is aware that the destruction of Africa inside and out isn't due just to the moochers reliant on another hand-out. It also comes from the many wars that have spawned out of ignorant religious babble. Look, this is the bottom line: no one cares. I do not care if your Shell God trumps over their Rock God, and neither does the rest of the world. You be your religion and he will be his. Do you really think getting children killed is worth it just to prove that your God is the best? Any God that lets his children be slaughtered like that is not appealing to anyone anyways, so it is more of contradiction that makes you look like a foolish murderer than anything. Nice going.

I now leave it you to stop sitting around and actually face poverty like a man. And your motivation? How about the millions of Americans laughing at Sally Struthers every time they see her on their flatscreen HD TV's?

The End.